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Kenapa masa perlawanan bolasepak adalah 45 minit, dan bukannya 30 minit ataupun 1 jam (utk separuh masa)?

Saintis sukan dan pemain-pemain veteran juga tidak dapat memberikan jawapan yang tepat. Di dalam kemusykilan tersebut, ada seseorang yang memberikan jawapan yang boleh diterima.

Dia menjawab...."Sebab mengapa bolasepak dimainkan dalam 45 minit ialah...Terdapat 2 pasukan di dalam setiap perlawanan dan ada 11 orang pemain di setiap pasukan. Setiap pemain mempunyai "2 biji bola" dan membawanya setiap masa semasa bermain didalam padang. Jadi, jumlah kesemua bola untuk kedua-dua pasukan ialah 44 biji bola. Terdapat sebiji bolasepak yang digunakan di dalam perlawanan. Oleh itu,jumlah keseluruhan ialah 45 minit.

Persoalan terjawab !!!

Tetapi, kadang-kadang ada masa tambahan selama 2 minit...itu
adalah "bola referee"!

Satu hari ketika dlm  perjalanan balik dari Ipoh, aku singgah
sekejap di KLCC. Aku ada something utk  dibeli. Ketika aku sedang melihat
brg dikedai, tiba-tiba perut aku terasa  memulas. Apalagi aku pun terus
bergegas ke tandas kat level tu. Masuk saja kat  situ,aku tengok ada 3 bilik
air.Satu tu bertutup,so aku pegi yg disebelahnya.  Baru saja aku duduk,aku
terdengar suara dari sebelah "Haa,camna sekarang ?" 
Aku pun bukan suka nak berbual ngan org yg aku tak kenal kat  tandas
tu.Ntah camna,akhirnya aku balas juga "Ok gak ler"
Kemudian suara  tu bertanya lagi "Ko nak gi mana ni??"
Iskk..Aku mula rasa musykil skit..tapi  aku kata "Aku
nak balik,singgah sini nak beli brg sikit" Lepas suara
tu  bertanya lagi "Bila ko nak gerak ni??"
Aku selamba jer kata "Lepas aku sudah ni, abis beli aku
chow la".Kemudian aku terdengar lagi suara org sebelah
tu  berkata "Hei,aku call balik ko lepas nilah,tiap
kali aku tanya soalan kat ko,  mamat bodoh sebelah aku
ni asyik jawap jer!!!

Moral: jangan menyampuk  time orang bercakap..hehehe

Letting go of a person you've learned and decided to love
Reminiscing the good and bad times you shared together
Shielding your heart to love somebody
Trying to hide what you really feel
Trying to hide the tears that involuntarily fall from your eyes
Loving a person too much
Giving up someone you never thought of giving up
Having the right love at the wrong time
Taking the risk to fall in love again
Hiding your relationship from someone else
Controlling your feelings to avoid hurting a friend
Thinking of him/her every waking and sleeping moment knowing all the while that he/she never even thinks a single thought of you
Letting go, because every time you see the person, you only fall deeper
Holding back only to find out when its too late, you both felt the same way, but were only scared to lose each other so much that you didnt let the feelings out
Falling in love with someone you didnt mean to fall in love with
Finding the perfect girl/man - with only one problem - he/she doesnt love you
Helping the one you love to court your friend
Seeing the one you love crying for someone else
The waiting also hurts like h e l l
Having to hear ... Ive met someone
Agreeing to his/her wish to just be friends
Asking him/her freedom back so he/shed be happier with him/her
Asking you to forget that everything happened and be normal friends again
Hearing that youre treated as a brother/sister (ouch!)
Sharing his/her future plans for the guy/gal with you
You stopped being friends cuz his/her bf/gf asked him/her to.
Being denied in front of people
Telling you lies where he/shed been when actually he/she was with a new friend or an old flame
He/she told you he/shed be leaving you to return to his/her ex
Breaking someones heart
Fighting for that one thing that would make you happy
That is, holding to a person who can not guarantee you his/her commitment unless he/she fix him/herself - then you are left hanging for the moment - then he/she says, time will tell.. but you still decided to hope in him/her and trust him/her
Pretending youre ok when inside youre dying
Pretending to be strong and recognizing your weakness lying in bed each night, thinking of that special person you can never have
Being with someone you cant actually love
Pretending you dont love a person whom you actually love
Being in love
Seeing the person you love hurt because of you and not being able to help that person
Having the courage to say I LOVE YOU to the person you love and finding out afterwards that things will never be same again when he doesnt treat you with the same closeness as before
Having to face the fact that someone is capable of completely destroying the wall that you built for yourself, leaving you weak and vulnerable
Admitting that you love someone despite her imperfections
Finding out the more you try to hate him/her, the more you end up loving him/her, perhaps even more than before
Realizing how stupid your mistakes were that led to your break-up
The thought that this boy/girl used to really love you and you loved him/her as well but you didn't give enough that she/he gave up on you
Sharing the one you love with somebody else
Realizing you were only a pill she took for her broken heart..not to satisfy a healthy heart longing for you...in other words being used...

Woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!”
“Oh, that” she said
“Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”

Moral of the story: Don’t tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!